Paradox Media Presents
The San Francisco Zoo
An All-Animal Variety Show featuring our city's finest...
Cookie Mongoloid
The Zoopy Show
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
Gorilla X
Kellita of Hot Pink Feathers
Vima Burlesque
Phat Fly Girls
DJ NeonBunny
Emcees Kingfish &
Dr. J Wabbitkiss

No that’s not a typo – it’s an attempt to describe this crazy collection of San Francisco’s wildest animal performers!  Lineup includes a Cookie Monster-fronted speed metal band, a turntable-wielding bunny, burlesque flamingos, live muppet electronica, cartoons, and yes, a wild gorilla thrown in for good measure.  We’ve even heard rumors of a petting zoo. Emceed by the safari-ready Kingfish of Spectacular! Spectacular! and the Hubba Hubba Review, this no-holds barred animal variety show promises to set a new standard for non-human performance.  Tickets only $15 general admission, all ages (6+).  Doors 7:30, show 8:00. http://www.animalmasquerade.com/zoo

Cookie Mongoloid is Sesame Speed Metal. See the Cookie Mongoloid in all his blue, furry, googly-eyed glory backed by the baddest of gender mixed metal bands as they decimate and regurgitate your childhood favorites in an abrasive metal wrath. See their harem of gothic gyrators, the Cookies, demonstrate such elemental concepts as up and down in a blaze of lights, smoke and pyrotechnic cookie shrapnel.

"...The most enlightening and bizarrely entertaining show you'll find"
-SF Bay Guardian

"Where to start? The flamethrowers, motorcycles, and cookie guns? The leather miniskirted cookie girls pelting the audience? Or the wireless mic, which lets the leather-clad Mongoloid join you in the pit for a rousing, beer-soaked freakout? God bless this band. Possibly the most fun you still can legally have in this country. "
-East Bay Express, summer guide 2006

"C" may be for "cookie" kids, but "F-U-C-K-I-N' R-A-D" spells "Cookie Mongoloid."
-Willamette Weekly
[Portland,OR]

"Of the Bay Area's army of wacky acts, Cookie Mongoloid is the loudest, the surliest, and quite possibly the funniest."
-East Bay Express

"Cookie Mongoloid is the ultimate in Sesame Street violation. It's all your favorite childhood songs... souped up and turned out by homicidal maniacs armed with cookie cannons."
-SF Weekly

"Best Concept Band," 2004
-SF Weekly